- Akira Komatsuzawa: Don't worry. It's no big deal. Could've happened to anyone, right? Just a ball flying through a window and hitting me upside the head.
- Kaoru Hitachiin: [to the Newspaper Club] We've got a reputation to uphold, and you'd just ruin it.
- Hikaru Hitachiin: Besides, you guys cause a lot of trouble for other people, and who'd want to get mixed up with THAT?
- Haruhi Fujioka: [to herself, regarding the upper-class host members] It's scary how much they don't realize about themselves.
- Hikaru Hitachiin: You're way too trusting, boss. We can't just go along with everything you do forever.
- Kaoru Hitachiin: Yeah, we've had enough.
- Kyoya Otori: We're leaving, too, Tamaki. We're holding an evaluation meeting, mostly about you.
- Haruhi Fujioka: I know any moment now he's gonna look over here with those puppy-dog eyes he uses when he wants something and none of us will be able to say no, and so he'll win.
- Hikaru Hitachiin, Kaoru Hitachiin: Let me guess. You're speaking from experience, aren't you?
- Haruhi Fujioka: Those are the eyes.
- Tamaki Suou: Hm...
- Hikaru Hitachiin, Kaoru Hitachiin: Puppy-dog eyes.
- Akira Komatsuzawa: They've obviously got special standing. They're not affiliated with any sports or cultural clubs. They don't even have an advisor. All they do in that club is fake romance. Those poor girls who visit them are being suckered. It must be Suou's way of flaunting his power, using his parents' authority to let he and his buddies do whatever they want with those girls. All of those Host Club members, including Kyoya Otori, were supposed to be my underlings. Tamaki Suou, he's more shrewd than you'd expect. He may seem like a friendly guy - he's got the act down - but I'm positive he's got a dark side. I'll dig until I'll find something scandalous. That'll teach him a lesson!
- Kaoru Hitachiin: [confronting the president who has revealed vindictive plans against Tamaki] The boss is the only one who hasn't caught on yet. He can be really dense when it pertains to anything about himself.
- Hikaru Hitachiin: I should warn you, if you threaten him, there WILL be consequences.
- Kaoru Hitachiin: Are you ready to have the Hitachiins and every other club member's family as your enemy?
- Akira Komatsuzawa: I knew it! You're nothing but is lackeys! Tamaki's holding his parents' power over all of you!
- Mitsukuni Haninozuka: That's not true. We don't hang out with Tama-chan because of his parents. We love him. We all like being around him, and that's why we choose to be here.
- Kyoya Otori: He may be a hopeless idiot, but, even so...
- [the club members drift off, thinking of when Tamaki invited each of them to join his club]
- Kaoru Hitachiin: Aw, I lost again!
- Hikaru Hitachiin: Go easy on him boys, he's a bit of a crybaby.
- Kaoru Hitachiin: Hikaru! I am not!
- Hikaru Hitachiin: You're gonna deny it huh? What about when we're playing punishment games alone? What happens then?
- Kaoru Hitachiin: That's only because to... ehn...
- [drops off as Hikaru teases his chin with his finger]
- Fangirls: Omigod, omigod, its so hot I can't take it!
- [English Version]
- Kaoru Hitachiin: No way! I lost again?
- [Fan girls giggle]
- Hikaru Hitachiin: Now, go easy on him, princesses. Kaoru is quite the crybaby.
- Kaoru Hitachiin: Hikaru! That's not true. I am not a cryba...
- Hikaru Hitachiin: Oh, so you're gonna deny it, huh? What about when the two of us are alone playing punishment games? Tell us what happens then, Kaoru?
- Kaoru Hitachiin: But, that's because you...
- [drops off as Hikaru teases his chin with his finger]
- Kaoru Hitachiin: [Fangirls squeal in delight]
- Tamaki Suou: Hikaru! You came this close to snuffing out the light of Haruhi's life!
- Haruhi Fujioka: [to herself] So much for it being peaceful.
- Hikaru Hitachiin: Hey, it's YOUR fault for not catching the ball in the first place, boss.
- Kaoru Hitachiin: Yeah. Who knew you'd be so bad at kemari. So much for him being the Ginji of Ouran Academy.
- Tamaki Suou: WHAT!