- [after Gonzo and Fozzie volunteer to make the deliveries for Peg the messenger pigeon]
- Kermit: Gonzo's right. What do you say, Peg?
- Peg: You?
- [looks at the kids and laughs]
- Kermit: Yeah. We can do it.
- Scooter: I've got a computer.
- Skeeter: I'm real athletic.
- Rowlf: I've got a great sniffer.
- Bean Bunny: I can hop.
- Gonzo: I'm weird.
- Fozzie: I'm dumb.
- Animal: Me strong.
- Piggy: Yeah, we can do it. And I'm cute as a dickens.
- Peg: Well, I suppose.
- [everyone cheers]
- Piggy: [to her many dolls and stuffed animals] See, everybody? On our way to help those animals, we have our very own little airplane with our very own little seats and our very own little tea party.
- [giggles]
- Kermit: [while flying the plane] Um, uh, Piggy?
- Piggy: Yes?
- Kermit: Um, I hate to interrupt, but, uh... I CAN'T SEE OUT OF OUR VERY OWN LITTLE WINDOW!
- Skeeter: Skippy to Peg. Come in, Peg.
- Peg: Oh, go ahead, Skippy.
- Skeeter: [in a hot air balloon] Which direction is this majajooby of ranch-o-dressing?
- Bean Bunny: [panting while pedaling a bike to work the balloon] Yeah, which way?
- Scooter: [looking on the radar] This must be them.
- Peg: Head for the Himalayas, Skippy. That's where all the macaronis live.
- Skeeter: Macaroni?
- Peg: And hurry up. He needs those onions.
- Bean Bunny: Onions?
- Skeeter: Hey, are we delivering a key or making a salad?
- Bean Bunny: [appears as the maharaja] Hi.
- Skeeter: Wait a second, Bean. How come you get to be the major-domo?
- Bean Bunny: 'Cause I got tired of being the bicycle repairman. Now give me the golden key.
- Skeeter: [gives Bean the key] Okay. What does it open anyway?
- Bean Bunny: The golden door, of course.
- [unlocks the door]
- Bean Bunny: [sighs] The moment my people have been waiting for for 300 years.
- [opens the door and sees Gonzo, Fozzie, and Lou/Dick the penguin]
- Gonzo, Fozzie, Lou: Hi.
- Lou: Where's Sue?
- Skeeter: [to Bean] Your family's been waiting 300 years for a weirdo, a comedian, and a duck?
- Gonzo, Fozzie, Lou: Penguin!
- Skeeter: Whatever.
- Peg: Well, mates, you did a whole lot of good deeds today, including saving my job. Which...
- [chuckles]
- Peg: I got to be getting back to, eh? Heh heh! Bye-bye!
- [the kids all say goodbye to Peg]
- Peg: Toodaloo! Thanks! Bye-bye!
- [the kids continue saying goodbye to Peg as she flies away. Nanny then enters]
- Nanny: Are you kids okay? I thought I heard a strange voice.
- Kermit: That was just Peg saying goodbye, Nanny.
- Nanny: Oh, I see. Well, so long, Peg.
- [closes the window]
- Nanny: Have a nice flight.
- Peg: So long yourself, Nanny! And thanks a lot, old girl! Hoo hoo hoo! hoo! hoo! hoo! hoo! Nice socks!
- Nanny: [surprised] What?
- [the kids laugh]