- The Fonz: Ralph, come on now, Ralph, snap out of it here. It's us, it's your friends.
- Count Wolfgang von Wolvenstein: A werewolf's only friend is the full moon.
- [ominous laughter]
- Mr. Cool: [Werewolf Ralph growls, Mr. Cool hides between Fonzie's legs] Yikes!
- Richie Cunningham: Boy, you know Ralph is gonna be so embarrassed when we remind him about this.