Muppet Babies (TV Series)

The Best Friend I Never Had (1986)

Frank Welker: Kermit, Skeeter

Quotes 

• [the kids are trying to conjure up $10.00] 

  Skeeter : How much money do you have, Scooter?

  Scooter : 16 cents.

  Kermit : I got a nickel.

  Gonzo : I've got ten.

  Kids : Dollars?

  Gonzo : Nah, ten fleas. How much is that worth?

  Kermit : Um, not enough, Gonzo.

• Scooter : Gosh, maybe you and I are perfect friends, Skeeter.

  Skeeter : Of course we are, Scooter. We're twins.

  [Scooter and Skeeter hug each other] 

  Fozzie : Gee, Rowlf, between your music and my jokes, we've got a lot in common.

  Rowlf : Yeah, and fleas, too.

• Piggy : Oh, Kermie. You saved me. How can I ever repay you?

  Kermit : Um, well, uh, I think two bucks for gas oughta cover it.

  Piggy : OOOH! KERMIT!

  Kermit : On second thought, u-uh, let's just call it even, keep the money.