The Office (TV Series)

Ben Franklin (2007)

David Koechner: Todd Packer

Quotes 

• Todd Packer : A stripper is Bachelor Party 101. If you don't get a stripper, your party's gonna suck hard.

  Michael Scott : I can't get a stripper here. Sexual harassment.

  Todd Packer : Get one for the girls, too. That evens it out. Like, you know, seperate but equal.

  Michael Scott : So that's what that means.