"The Office" Ben Franklin (TV Episode 2007) Poster

(TV Series)

(2007)

Andy Daly: Ben Franklin, Gordon

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Quotes 

  • Ben Franklin : You know I invented electricity.

    Pam Beesly : I know.

    Ben Franklin : Well, I'm sensing a little electricity right here.

    Pam Beesly : Didn't Ben Franklin have syphilis?

    Ben Franklin : Yes, but I don't. My name is Gordon.

    Pam Beesly : Ohhh.

  • Dwight Schrute : [Dwight has been testing the Benjamin Franklin impersonator with many questions to catch a mistake]  Are you far-sighted or near-sighted?

    Ben Franklin : Both. That's why I invented the bifocals.

    [Dwight screams in anger and frustation] 

  • Angela Martin : Sparkling cider is very good.

    Pam Beesly : I think that's champagne.

    [Angela spits champagne back into her glass] 

    Michael Scott : Hello, ladies. Who here is a history buff? Who's a fan of buff naked? Without further ado, the one, the only, the sexy Mr. Benjamin Franklin.

    Ben Franklin : Thank you for that introduction, Mr. Scott, and good afternoon, fine gentlewomen of Dunder Mifflin.

    Michael Scott : Half pants, right, Mr. Franklin?

    Ben Franklin : Knickers in fact, yes!

    Michael Scott : He's in his knickers. Mr. Franklin, I would say you are probably one of the sexiest presidents ever.

    Ben Franklin : Well, actually, I never was president.

    Michael Scott : Yes, but, Ben Franklin was.

    Ben Franklin : Ah. I'm here to teach you a little bit about my life and the era of the founding fathers.

    Michael Scott : And when they came over on the Mayflower.

    [imitates porn music] 

    Meredith Palmer : Wait, this is the entertainment?

    Michael Scott : Yeah, alright, so I want you to give him your undivided attention and, Mr. Franklin, if any of these ladies misbehave, I give you permission to spank them. Especially that one.

    [Points to Phyllis] 

  • Karen Filippelli : Ben Franklin tied a cherry stem with his mouth!

    Ben Franklin : Well, that is because I am a renaissance man.

    Pam Beesly : Ben Franklin, do you wear boxers, briefs, or pantaloons?

    Ben Franklin : Well, you're very saucy.

    [winks at Pam] 

  • Ben Franklin : It was a warm June evening in 1752, the night of my fateful kite flight.

    Karen Filippelli : Mr. Franklin?

    Ben Franklin : Yes?

    Karen Filippelli : Do you have a girlfriend?

    Ben Franklin : I have a lovely wife, Deborah.

    Pam Beesly : But don't you also have girlfriends in Paris? Like a lot of them?

    Ben Franklin : Uh, well, that is a grey area of my life. Okay? So, it was a warm June evening.

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