The Office (TV Series)
Ben Franklin (2007)
Andy Daly: Ben Franklin, Gordon
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Quotes
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Ben Franklin : You know I invented electricity.
Pam Beesly : I know.
Ben Franklin : Well, I'm sensing a little electricity right here.
Pam Beesly : Didn't Ben Franklin have syphilis?
Ben Franklin : Yes, but I don't. My name is Gordon.
Pam Beesly : Ohhh.
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Dwight Schrute : [Dwight has been testing the Benjamin Franklin impersonator with many questions to catch a mistake] Are you far-sighted or near-sighted?
Ben Franklin : Both. That's why I invented the bifocals.
[Dwight screams in anger and frustation]
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Angela Martin : Sparkling cider is very good.
Pam Beesly : I think that's champagne.
[Angela spits champagne back into her glass]
Michael Scott : Hello, ladies. Who here is a history buff? Who's a fan of buff naked? Without further ado, the one, the only, the sexy Mr. Benjamin Franklin.
Ben Franklin : Thank you for that introduction, Mr. Scott, and good afternoon, fine gentlewomen of Dunder Mifflin.
Michael Scott : Half pants, right, Mr. Franklin?
Ben Franklin : Knickers in fact, yes!
Michael Scott : He's in his knickers. Mr. Franklin, I would say you are probably one of the sexiest presidents ever.
Ben Franklin : Well, actually, I never was president.
Michael Scott : Yes, but, Ben Franklin was.
Ben Franklin : Ah. I'm here to teach you a little bit about my life and the era of the founding fathers.
Michael Scott : And when they came over on the Mayflower.
[imitates porn music]
Meredith Palmer : Wait, this is the entertainment?
Michael Scott : Yeah, alright, so I want you to give him your undivided attention and, Mr. Franklin, if any of these ladies misbehave, I give you permission to spank them. Especially that one.
[Points to Phyllis]
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Karen Filippelli : Ben Franklin tied a cherry stem with his mouth!
Ben Franklin : Well, that is because I am a renaissance man.
Pam Beesly : Ben Franklin, do you wear boxers, briefs, or pantaloons?
Ben Franklin : Well, you're very saucy.
[winks at Pam]
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Ben Franklin : It was a warm June evening in 1752, the night of my fateful kite flight.
Karen Filippelli : Mr. Franklin?
Ben Franklin : Yes?
Karen Filippelli : Do you have a girlfriend?
Ben Franklin : I have a lovely wife, Deborah.
Pam Beesly : But don't you also have girlfriends in Paris? Like a lot of them?
Ben Franklin : Uh, well, that is a grey area of my life. Okay? So, it was a warm June evening.