Tripper's Day (TV Series)
Special Offers (1984)
Gordon Gostelow: Alf Battle
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Quotes
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Mr. Christian : Erm, you were saying you have to keep on top of the staff.
Norman Tripper : Oh yes it's absolutely imperative that .. we...
[Realises the store hasn't been opened]
Norman Tripper : No customers in yet, Mr Battle?
Alf Battle : It's very early, Mr Tripper.
Norman Tripper : You have opened the doors?
Alf Battle : Well, um, oh but I'm not security anymore, I'm cheese aren't I? I'll be no good on cheese.
Norman Tripper : You were no good on security, we had the burglar alarm stolen last month. Open the doors!
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Dottie : Here. What's the best thing to do for a black eye?
Alf Battle : Get someone to hit ya. What do you want another one for? You got two already!