Scrubs (TV Series)

My Words of Wisdom (2007)

Robert Maschio: Todd Quinlan

Quotes 

• Dr. Christopher Turk : How do you know sign language?

  Janitor : Well when I was in high school, I was a volunteer janitor at the Hoboken Zoo. And one night I was out plucking peacock feathers to sell for pens, when I noticed Gary the Gorilla making the sign for food. I gave him my Danish. He gave the sign for "Thank you". Those were the only two signs that Gary knew, except for boobs. He liked 'em big and hairy.

  Todd : Join the club, player.

  Janitor : Get away.

  Todd : Okay.

  Janitor : So eventually, Gary I'm sorry to say died of lung cancer. For that I blame myself, because I used to share my smokes with him. But he also piqued my interest in signing. And in his memory, I took my first signing class.

  Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : Is any of that true?

  Janitor : Someone would have to read it back to me.