Jojje Jönsson: Lars-Uno 'Lufsen' Olsen

Quotes 

• Lars-Uno 'Lufsen' Olsen : I don't like playing golf.

  Hjördis Hemlin : Then take lessons like everyone else.

  Lars-Uno 'Lufsen' Olsen : I have. Guess what the coach said when I hit him? "Hell, that hurts!"

• Lars-Uno 'Lufsen' Olsen : [showing Ingmar his new cell phone]  Here I write down the jobs I get.

  Gustav Nilsson : There's definetely room for that.

• Virena Melanski : My name is Virena.

  Lars-Uno 'Lufsen' Olsen : That's... okay.

• Gustav Nilsson : Lufsen, didn't you say you had a lot of work to do?

  Lars-Uno 'Lufsen' Olsen : Well, I've mainly been working on my own kitchen. Almost a year, but it's almost finished.

  Gustav Nilsson : You keep renovating it.

  Lars-Uno 'Lufsen' Olsen : Renovate? No, I'm cleaning it.

• Lars-Uno 'Lufsen' Olsen : [about the alphabetical sorting in his phone list]  I already had one under S. Eskil the painter.

• Lars-Uno 'Lufsen' Olsen : [about his new cell phone]  It has everything: big touch screen in color. 20 seconds-video camera...

  Gustav Nilsson : Lufsen, can you make phone calls with it?

• Lars-Uno 'Lufsen' Olsen : Now *I* will call Ström-Sture.

  Gustav Nilsson : [sarcastically]  And now *I* will hang myself.

  [leaves] 

  Lars-Uno 'Lufsen' Olsen : Or you can do like the guy who tried to kill himself with a jar of pills. After four ones he felt much better.

• [about changing a sign] 

  Virena Melanski : Do you need to weld or is it enough to hammer?

  Lars-Uno 'Lufsen' Olsen : Well, it's much more fun to weld when you *are* hammered.