- [Dalziel has been on holiday to Australia and has come back with a face like a beetroot because he didn't use any sun cream]
- Aidan Scarman: Ouch! That looks nasty. I warned you to be careful out there.
- Det. Supt. Andy Dalziel: As far as I know, the definition of "concern" is to be worried about or interested in. It does not mean taking the piss.