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Salute Your Shorts (TV Series)
Donkeylips' Crush on Dina (1991)
Michael Bower: Eddie 'Donkeylips' Gelfen
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Quotes
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[Donkeylips gets an invitation to the Social, so he asks for Budnick's help]
Bobby Budnick : Your response to this is critical. You don't want to seem to anxious.
Eddie 'Donkeylips' Gelfen : OK, not too anxious.
Bobby Budnick : But you don't want to be aloof, either.
Eddie 'Donkeylips' Gelfen : What's aloof?
Bobby Budnick : Aloof is a cross between a loser and a doof.
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Bobby Budnick : So you guys gonna dance tonight, or you gonna sit there being wall jockeys?
Eddie 'Donkeylips' Gelfen : Oh, we'll dance.
Bobby Budnick : Slow?
Eddie 'Donkeylips' Gelfen : Real slow. I'm just not sure where to put my hands.
Bobby Budnick : Simple rule of manhood: you put your hands everywhere she'll let ya.