The Wuzzles (TV Series)

The Main Course (1985)

Alan Oppenheimer: Rhinokey, Pirat Captain

Quotes 

• Hopopotamus : And I suppose you want to stay to pull some kind of joke?

  Rhinokey : Nope. You know me - have joke, will travel.

• Moosel : Is every Wuzzle seasick?

  Rhinokey : [aside to Eleroo]  Yeah, we *see* his sasndwiches and we *get* sick.

• Rhinokey : [after setting it up so Bumblelion catches Hoppo]  Look, it's a big mean Hareaacuda.

• Hopopotamus : [grabbing him after he set her on the end of Bumblelion's rod]  I suppose this is your idea of a good time, right, wise guy?

  Rhinokey : Well, you always said you wanted Bumblelion to fall for ya, hook, line, and sinker.

  [laughs] 

  Hopopotamus : No. I just wanna see you *sink*.

  [throws him] 

• Pirat Captain : [after getting hit with makeup before guessing the book's response for most things]  Now what? I know, blast 'em outta the water.

• Pirat Captain : [about to read "blast 'em outta the water" after the sail burns]  It says here...

  Pirat captain : Say it again and I'll blast *you*.

• Bumblelion : There's only one thing to do.

  Moosel : You're right. Fix the chugboat and head for home.

  Bumblelion : No. Hoppo's gotta be rescued.

  Rhinokey : But Bumblelion's right. And once we're home we'll call a rescue team to save her.

• Rhinokey : I still say we call for that professional rescue team.

  Bumblelion : Let's not give up yet. We'll find Hoppo.

  Rhinokey : No, I meant for us.

• Rhinokey : Boy, every Wuzzle sure is having a blast blasting us!

• Bumblelion : I-is th-that my h-heart pounding?

  Eleroo : No. Bongo drums. And if we follow that, we'll find Hopppo.

  Rhinokey : [a volcano errups]  Follow *that* and we'll find Hoppo. Her stomach's growling.

  [laughs] 

• Butterbear : Oh, Hoppo. I never told you what a good friend you were.

  Bumblelion : Or what a good sport you were.

  Eleroo : Or what a good actress you were.

  Rhinokey : Or what a good dancer, considering how big you were.

  Hopopotamus : [from behind]  Another fat joke, huh?

• Bumblelion : But, Hoppo, we need your help fixing Moosel's boat.

  Rhinokey : Yeah, no one else can plug the hole.

• Hopopotamus : AHHHHHH! SAVE ME!

  Butterbear : *That* didn't sound like a scream of joy.

  Rhinokey : Oh, someone's probably tryin' to restle a drumstick away from Hoppo.

• Rhinokey : [Bumblelion's knife deflates the raft given to them to replace the chugboat]  Always happens; the spare is flat too.

• Hopopotamus : Oh, how can I ever repay you?

  Pirat Captain : With yer jewels, yer robe.

  Hopopotamus : Sounds reasonable.

  Pirat Captain : And yer head.

• Rhinokey : Well, if anythin'll plug that volcano, it's Hoppo's potamus.

• Rhinokey : Have you had enough fun and relaxation for one day?

  [Hoppo throws mud in his face] 

• Rhinokey : I've got the sinking feeling we're sunk.