The Wuzzles (TV Series)

Klutz on the Clutch (1985)

Henry Gibson: Eleroo

Quotes 

• Eleroo : Rhinokey, I swear your driving gives my goosebumps goosebumps.

• Eleroo : Oh, my great-grandpa Kangaphant won that.

• Rhinokey : [laughing]  Teach me to be a safe driver? That's a good one.

  Eleroo : I knew he'd think it was a joke.

  Bumblelion : Good luck, Butterbear.

  Rhinokey : [laughs]  Wait'll my passengers hear this!

• Rhinokey : Aren't I driving better, Eleroo?

  Eleroo : Oh, I think so. At least we haven't hit anything for a while.

• Rhinokey : Hold on, Eleroo. I don't want to get stuck in that traffic jam up ahead.

  Eleroo : Careful, Rhinokey. My knees are already jelly.

• Rhinokey : Oh, Bumblelion, if only I could tell you how sorry I am.

  Bumblelion : You could start by helpin' me up!

  Rhinokey : You know, it's funny, I can almost hear his little voice in my head.

  Eleroo : You wanna hear somethin' funnier? I can hear 'im in your head too.

• Eleroo : What're you doing back there?

  Hopopotamus : I'm a backseat driver, silly.

  Eleroo : What? Ya can't drive from back there?

  Hopopotamus : Yes, I can; I always do. Just take the wheel, and do as I say.

  Eleroo : Oh, my, how I get into these situations?

• Eleroo : Oh, Hoppo, we're losing again.

  Hopopotamus : Well, winning isn't everything. We have to look spiffy for the cameras.