- Hopopotamus: Hey, can't a lady do a little dancing?
- Rhinokey: Now now; I just declared Earthquake Prevention Week.
- Narrator: A tunenado is what you get when a swarm of Humbugs come together. And Humbugs are what you get when hummingbirds and locusts come together.
- Rhinokey: How do ya like my speedy new cab? It's thirty miles to a bale o'hay.
- Bumblelion: No one can call ya Pokey Rinokey.
- Hopopotamus: And it wasn't a very funny joke, Rhinokey.
- Rhinokey: Of course not; it wasn't *my* joke.
- Butterbear: Crock's cronies.
- Bumblelion: Yeah. Real ghosts look like that.
- [realizes]
- Bumblelion: Uh-oh...
- Narrator: These Poletrygeists are ghosts that are half-polar bear, half-chicken, and have our friends half-scared out of their minds.
- Eleroo: We can't let a bunch of little old Poletrygeists scare us, can we?
- Eleroo, Hopopotamus, Rhinokey, Butterbear, Moosel: Yes!
- Crock: Whaddaya mean, real ghosts? The only real ghosts around here will be you, if you don't chase Bumblelion and his friends outta town.
- Bumblelion: This is our home. And you're welcome to stay here, as long as you respect our peace and quiet.
- Hopopotamus: Which means: PUT A LID ON THE HUMMING!
- Butterbear: It was just your imagination, Moosel.
- Moosel: But I heard it playin' the piano.
- Eleroo: Yeah. And I heard his imagination too.
- Hopopotamus: How's about givin' a lady a ride in that there stage?
- Rhinokey: Sure. I'll be back as soon as I find one.
- [laughs]