Wacky Races (TV Series)

See-Saw to Arkansas/Creepy Trip to Lemon Twist (1968)

Paul Winchell: Dick Dastardly, Clyde, Pvt. Meekley

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Quotes 

• [the Ant Hill Mob arrive at a house while trying to elude the police. Clyde soon begins to suspect who the house belongs to] 

  Clyde : Hey, you lugs. Do you know who lives here?

  Ring-a-Ding : The Three Bears?

  Clyde : No, you dum-dum, the Seven Dwarfs!

• [while the Ant Hill Mob are disguised as the Seven Dwarfs, Dick Dastardly passes by] 

  Clyde : [to Dastardly]  We're the Seven Little Dwarfs.

  Dick Dastardly : Well, I'm Snow White, so tell me where the highway is.

  Clyde : Sure, you just make a sharp turn left.

  Dick Dastardly : Thanks, shorty.

  [giggles] 

  Dick Dastardly : You get it? Shorty?

  [drives off] 

  Clyde : Yeah. You're gonna get it!

  [as informed, Dastardly makes a sharp turn left... into a mud pit] 

  Dick Dastardly : What will I do? I'm stuck in the mud!

  Clyde : Keep going! Maybe you'll strike oil!

  [Clyde and the rest of the Ant Hill Mob laugh and drive off, leaving Dastardly to sink in the mud. Muttley laughs it off, too] 

• [Dick Dastardly think they've scared off Lazy Luke and Blubber Bear with their ghost disguises and laugh at them] 

  Ghost #2 : Say, that was pretty good!

  Dick Dastardly : Thank you. I thought we were pretty good myself.

  Ghost #1 : However, you should have made it a little scarier.

  [They demonstrate by moaning. Dick yells and runs off. The ghost laugh]