Quotes
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Frankie Howerd : I'll introduce myself: Howard, Francis.
Ethel Davis : Yeah, look Mr. Francis...
Frankie Howerd : No, no.
[decides to play along]
Frankie Howerd : Yes, Miss Sharon?
Ethel Davis : No no, Miss Davis.
Frankie Howerd : Oh, Miss Davis Sharon, I beg the pardon.
Ethel Davis : No, Ethel.
Frankie Howerd : Oh, I see. Miss Sharon Ethel.
Ethel Davis : No, Ethel Davis.
Frankie Howerd : Oh, Ethel Davis Sharon?
Ethel Davis : Look, forget it.
Frankie Howerd : You've forgotten it, haven't you? You must try to remember your own name.
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Ethel Davis : Look Mr. Francis, you took your time.
Frankie Howerd : No, you're wrong. I took the train. Ha ha.
Ethel Davis : I thought you were coming by car?
Frankie Howerd : No, I was go- Ah, now thereby hangs a tail, you see.
Ethel Davis : You came by horse?
Frankie Howerd : No, what, when? Ah, no, you see the thing was, I was gonna come by car, but my car was deficient in four essentials.
Ethel Davis : What?
Frankie Howerd : Wheels. No wheels.
Ethel Davis : Where did you find a car with no wheels?
Frankie Howerd : Where did I find it? I found it where I left it. Where I found it in the first place.
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Ethel Davis : I'll be frank...
Frankie Howerd : No, no, I'll be Frank, you be yourself. That's bad enough.
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Ethel Davis : I thought that the guest celebrity was gonna to be 'Frankie Goes To Hollywood', but it's you.
Frankie Howerd : Frankie Goes To Hollywood? Oooh, well I don't mind going to Hollywood, or Cricklewood, or Ladywood, for a song. My agent sells me that way: 'Frankie Howerd, going for a song.'