Corner Gas (TV Series)
Happy Campers (2007)
Fred Ewanuick: Hank Yarbo
Quotes
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Wanda Dollard : Are you saying that you've had a bad hair day every day for 20 years?
Hank Yarbo : At least. Why do you think I've always got that hat on my head?
Wanda Dollard : To muffle the voices.
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[Wanda, usually the cashier at Corner Gas, waits on tables at the Ruby Cafe]
Wanda Dollard : Lacey and I were arguing over whose job was harder, so we switched.
Hank Yarbo : You mean like on Gilligan's Island?
Wanda Dollard : No, not like on Gilligan's Island. They didn't have jobs on Gilligan's Island.
Hank Yarbo : Well, they did on that episode where the Professor made a bamboo movie camera and Ginger made a movie. An actor's a job. So's a bamboo movie camera maker.
Wanda Dollard : Aw, Hank, grow up. An actor's not a job.
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Hank Yarbo : Last night I realized that as long as I don't go to bed, my good hair day never ends.
Lacey Burrows : Oh, well, that's a logical assumption. So you'll just never sleep again?
Hank Yarbo : Well, it's either that or go back in time, and I'm months away from cracking that nut.
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Hank Yarbo : Look. Every morning I get up and do my hair and it looks bad, so I put on the hat. But not today. Today, my hair looks good.
Wanda Dollard : Hmm, not bad.
[beat]
Wanda Dollard : Wait. Are you saying that you've had a bad hair day--every day--for 20 years?
Hank Yarbo : At least. Why do you think I always got that hat on my head?
Wanda Dollard : To muffle the voices?
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Lacey Burrows : [Hank is asleep standing up] Hank. Hank!
Hank Yarbo : [wakes up startled] Muffins!
Lacey Burrows : Go home. Get some sleep. Have a bath. Have a series of baths.