Christopher Crabb: Jonah Roberts

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  [Grant, Joyce, Jonah and Nicole are watching Sanderson's TV show "Stranger Than Fiction"] 

  Sanderson : And so ends the strange tale of Abby, the Abbots Bay monster. The perpetrators of this monstrous hoax have been put out of business and I for one am proud of having uncovered this fraud. One day, a new animal might show up but memories of stunts like this might keep it from being properly investigated. And that, my friends, is a true tragedy. Strange? Yes... Stranger Than Fiction.

  Joyce Carter : [Grant shuts off the TV]  He's taking all the credit for what you guys did.

  Dr. Grant 'Doc' Roberts : I can't believe that guy. First he puts words into my mouth then he takes them out without so much as a by your leave.

  Jonah Roberts : It's also very unsanitary.

  Joyce Carter : I know you're burned up about Sanderson but

  [sniffs] 

  Joyce Carter : isn't that real smoke!

  Dr. Grant 'Doc' Roberts : My chicken!

  Dr. Grant 'Doc' Roberts : [Grant runs off to the kitchen and comes back holding a dish with a charred and smoking chicken]  Well it *was* a chicken.

  Nicole Roberts : Don't worry about it, Dad. The pizza we ordered should be here any minute now.

  Dr. Grant 'Doc' Roberts : You ordered pizza when you knew I was cooking dinner?

  Jonah Roberts : You may be a great dad but as a cook - you're Stranger Than Fiction.