- Tamaki Suou: Come sit with me. Stay awhile.
- Haruhi Fujioka: No. I can't. I'm an employee here and you're one of our honored guests. It's not allowed.
- Tamaki Suou: But, who's to find out if it's only the two of us? Stay here with me. Silly rules will no longer matter.
- Haruhi Fujioka: I guess you guys really are always together, huh?
- Kaoru Hitachiin: Always.
- Hikaru Hitachiin: The two of us have been together since we were born, so we haven't ever needed anybody else.
- Kaoru Hitachiin: We never bothered making other friends until a few years ago. We thought the world was made up of idiots.
- Haruhi Fujioka: Oh, really?
- Hikaru Hitachiin: But, then... Hm. Well, that was before we knew YOU. We'd totally let YOU sleep with us.
- Haruhi Fujioka: Uh, thanks. I'll pass.
- Tamaki Suou: Just who in the world do you think you are, acting like members of some privileged aristocracy on holiday.
- Hikaru Hitachiin: We ARE aristocracy.
- Kaoru Hitachiin: So are you, boss.