Scrubs (TV Series)
My No Good Reason (2007)
Robert Maschio: Todd Quinlan
Quotes
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Heather : [recorded on tape, to Isabella] What's the matter? You're so fussy... Why are you so fussy?
Ted Buckland : I'd let her give me a bath, I don't care if my mom was watching...
Dr. Todd Quinlan : Could you make her eat a banana?
J.D. : It's not interactive, Todd.
Heather : [recorded on tape] There it is! There it is, let me...
Nurse Carla Espinosa : [entering] Hey baby! What are you guys watching?
Dr. Christopher Turk : [pausing the tape] Football.
everyone : Yeah, football... yeah... good game...
[Carla turns around to the TV; Turk stops the tape]
Nurse Carla Espinosa : Football? Isn't the season over?
J.D. : [narrating] And then every male in the room fell totally in sync, resulting in the rarest of all phenomenon: the seamless, collaborative guy-lie
Keith : The American season is over. We were watching Mexican football.
Dr. Doug Murphy : They started late this year.
Dr. Todd Quinlan : Because of the churro vendors.
Ted Buckland : They went on strike and the players wouldn't cross the picket line.
J.D. : When the dispute turned violent, they called in Rodrigo Vasquez, the owner of the Baja Bandidos, to step in.
Dr. Kelso : Thanks to Señor Vasquez's experience dealing with the fruit-pickers' unions, he was able to broker a last-minute deal, and the season was salvaged.
Dr. Christopher Turk : And that's why we're watching football in the spring.
Nurse Carla Espinosa : Whatever...