- Will Kirby: I told everyone that I created the fast for spiritual cleansing, which was total BS. It puts me in a position of power and if people are wondering what I think, then I have some ability to control them. I can be the puppeter and they can be the marionettes.
- Will Kirby: [on Shannon] I consider her to be a sister. A hot sister who I'm trying to hook up with, but a sister nonetheless.