Dave : [Stacey asks him if she can smoke on his bus] Smoking, yeah. My motto is fags and weed, glue and speed, but I draws the line at crack. That way, everyone knows where they stand.
Stacey : Ah, fair play.
Gavin : You've got a right dirty laugh, do you know that? You have. You sound like Barbara Windsor.
Stacey : Oh, I know. It's the smoking.
Gavin : I didn't know you smoked.
Stacey : Yeah, I do. But I'm gonna start giving up when I'm 28 and then definitely stop when I'm 30.
Gwen : You don't know anything about this Gavin. For all you know he might be a paedophile.
Stacey : Well, he wouldn't be interested in me then, would he?
Gwen : You never know these days, love. He might be grooming you.
Gavin : If you say it, I'll say it back.
Stacey : I love you.
Gavin : I love you, too.
[Stacey jumps into Gavin's arms and they kiss. A loud electronic ringing goes off]
Gavin : What's that?
Stacey : Just my rape alarm.
[she carries on kissing him]
Smithy : We'll have to make a stop, girls.
Stacey : What for?
Gavin : Well, we might have to... erm... get some...
Nessa : Don't worry, I got a stash. Ribbed.
Smithy : Taxi!
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