Robot Chicken (TV Series)

Book of Corrine (2006)

Paul Rudd: TV Host, Ang Lee, Sock Puppets, Jasper the Douchebag Ghost

Quotes 

• Man : Hiya Casper! Hey!

  [yanking down man's pants] 

  Jasper the Douchebag Ghost : Someone call UPS there's a little package that needs to be delivered.

  Man : Hey! I thought you were supposed to be a friendly ghost?

  Jasper the Douchebag Ghost : IDIOT! I'm his brother Jasper the Douchebag Ghost.

  Singer : Jasper the Douchebag Ghost, the douchiest ghost possessed. He'll call you names and act real mean until you feel depressed. He'll always say...

  Jasper the Douchebag Ghost : FUCK YOU! Lick my sack, ya fairy!

  Singer : He's so damned rude and so damned crude. Jasper the Douchebag Ghost.

  Pastor : [Jasper enters the body of a deceased woman]  We will all miss Annie. But she has gone to a better place.

  [Annie suddenly rises] 

  Herman : Oh grandma. I knew you weren't dead.

  Jasper the Douchebag Ghost : You know Herman, you were always my least favorite grandchild.

  [laughing] 

  Jasper the Douchebag Ghost : RETARD!

  Singer : [singing]  Jasper the Douchebag Ghost.

  Jasper the Douchebag Ghost : Lick my sack!