Frisky Dingo (TV Series)

Flowers for Nearl (2006)

Adam Reed: Killface, Xander Crews, Nearl

Quotes 

• Xtacle 2 : Yeah, so who's read Flowers for Algernon?

  Nearl : Ken!

  Xtacle 3 : About the kid with all the chains and the goggles and at the end he gets killed with a shotgun?

  Xtacle 2 : No, that's ...

  Xtacle 4 : Boosh!

  Xtacle 3 : Boosh!

  Xtacle 1 : Boosh!

  Xtacle 2 : No ...

  Xtacle 4 : Buh-buh-Boosh!

  Xtacle 2 : That's Harrison Bergeron.

  [pause] 

  Xtacle 1 , Xtacle 3 , Xtacle 4 : Hollywood Squares!

  Xtacle 2 : That's Tom Bergeron!

  Xtacle 3 : Brother of Menelaus.

  Xtacle 2 : Dammit, that's Agamemnon!

  Xtacle 3 : Boosh!

  Xtacle 2 : Okay.

  Xtacle 1 : Boosh!

  Xtacle 2 : Greek.

• Xtacle : Really? And is it me? Or is it 1987? A winged collar? Are you doing this? No, that's great. Maybe you and Nearl, your f-ing prom date, can borrow your dad's f-ing time machine and fly it in to the gym at I'm-a-jackoff-high-school and slow dance to Lisa, Lisa, and mother f-ing Cult Jam.

  Nearl : Lisa Lisa!

• Nearl : Is this really Babar's house?

  Xtacle : Nearl...

  Nearl : Babar's house!

  Xtacle : Nearl, I'm gonna kill Babar.

• Nearl : I am Nearl!

• Xtacle : Nearl?

  Nearl : Mr. Crews will do nicely, thank you.

  [Xtacles gasp] 

  Nearl : Though I'm afraid I can't say the same for that winged collar... My God!

• Nearl : What's your name's guys?