- Jennifer: [Sam enters Jennifer's apartment] I'm working, Sam.
- Sam: You're pissed that Charlie went for me, instead of you. Okay, I get it. I warned you that your heart was still fragile.
- Jennifer: This is not about me.
- Sam: Well, you're the one that who wanted to make this a competition.
- Jennifer: Yeah, but then you and your tied up shirt, and you showing yourself off - you kept going, even after she insulted me. Do you have to conquer every girl, no matter what?
- Sam: Are you calling me a slut?
- Jennifer: Am I saying slut?
- Sam: No, worse. You're thinking it.
- Jennifer: I was not thinking you were a slut. You were thinking that I was thinking you were a slut-...
- Sam: [raises her voice] Okay, what would make me not a slut, Jen? Not having sex for thirteen months?
- Jennifer: Just because I haven't slept with anyone since Sienna-...
- Sam: And just because I slept with two whole people the last week... Look, being able to have sex without becoming emotionally involved, isn't a bad thing.
- Jennifer: Yeah, as long as your needs are being met, to hell with what anyone else feels.
- Sam: So, this isn't just about that Charlie-thing anymore, now is it?
- [beat]
- Sam: Look, you and I did not break up because of some dumb-ass drunken make-out session at a college party. And Sienna she left you a long time ago before we caught in that steam room with Emily.
- Jennifer: [raises her voice] Wait, and somehow this is my fault? She and I-...
- Sam: Because you so hate conflict!
- Jennifer: Am I having some of it now, aren't I?
- Sam: [louder] Oh yeah, you're good, aren't ya? 8 years later. It's about time that yo-...
- Jennifer: [louder] You were perfectly fine and willing to let it go, as long as you don't have to confront the fact, that you've actually hurt someone!
- Sam: Instead of dealing with things as they come up, which might actually start - OH MY GOD - an argument, you lie to yourself, Jen. And you tell yourself that everything is just fine!
- Jennifer: Tell me how, I should've known everything was not fine, when you and I were making plans to get an apartment together after college!
- Sam: Oh my -
- [yelling]
- Sam: Well, I wasn't ready to marry you!
- Jennifer: [yelling] I wasn't asking!
- [beat]
- Jennifer: But what if where were headed felt too much of an commitment for you, you should've said something.
- Sam: [quiet] I tried
- [starts to leave]
- Jennifer: [beat] Yeah, by shoving your tongue down Kacey Black's throat.
- Jennifer: [about their previous argument] Maybe I should loosen up... Thirteen months is a long time.
- Sam: You don't have to be me, Jennifer.
- Jennifer: No, but a bit tougher would be good.
- [beat]
- Jennifer: Your heart doesn't break after one date.
- Sam: [laughing] Nope.
- [a beat, serious now]
- Sam: My heart's only broken once.