The Sarah Silverman Program. (TV Series)

Muffin' Man (2007)

Steve Agee: Steve Myron

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• Brian : Mannnn, I'm so jonesing for the T-A-B right now.

  Steve : Alright. I get it. I shouldn't have asked you to try something new. You can quit punishing me now.

  Brian : Why would I punish you Steve, when it's you who released me from a Tab-free prison of my own design, and led me to the discovery of my new favorite beverage... TAB?

• Steve : Is this all you have?

  Clerk : Uhh... yeah, I think...

  Steve : That's too bad. It's his favorite.

  Brian : You don't, like, sell a machine that makes Tab, do you? Wouldn't that be great, then I'd drink it all day. It's funny, I never even tried the stuff before this morning.

  Steve : I know, I totally pushed it on him. I was a huge dick about it.

  Brian : Oh, in his defense, it is such an important thing, I mean, here was this brand of soda I'd never tried before; you know, and I was about to go my whole life without ever trying it. Which is insane, right? And then I tried it, and now I know, it's the greatest thing ever! And I'm gonna drink it and talk about it for-e-v-er.

  Steve : And I'm gonna be right there alongside him, helping him, because I love him.

  Clerk : Cool.