Kim Possible (TV Series)

Ill Suited (2007)

Christy Carlson Romano: Kim Possible

Quotes 

• Professor Dementor : I am impressed, Fraulein Possible. How did you know I would be here?

  Kim Possible : Uh, your "To Do" list helped.

  Professor Dementor : D'oh! I dropped that when I stole the ultrasonic drill, yes?

  Kim Possible : Yeah, mmm-hmm, you did. And thanks for making our job that much easier.

  Ron Stoppable : [reading]  "Steal ultrasonic drill, break into top secret lab, call Mother, conquer world..."

  Professor Dementor : Ah, I knew I was forgetting something! Mama gets so cross when I don't jingle.

• Bonnie Rockwaller : But you're a cheerleader! A senior cheerleader! You know what that means?

  Ron Stoppable : New uniforms?

  Bonnie Rockwaller : Well, yes, and they're so cute! But it also means you must date a jock. It's like a rule.

  Kim Possible : Ron's the exception to the rule.

  Bonnie Rockwaller : He's the *reason* for the rule!

• Kim Possible : [about her battlesuit]  Sorry, Professor, I'm not wearing it.

  Professor Dementor : Do you think that I am fooled by your mouthful of lies? "No" is the correct answer!

  Kim Possible : [indicates her cheerleading outfit]  Hello? Does it *look* like I'm wearing full-body armor?

  Professor Dementor : [confused]  Well... well, no, now that you mention it. And yet my instruments very clearly say the suit is here. With that, what is up?

• [after Ron scores a winning touchdown without Kim's battlesuit] 

  Kim Possible : You do me proud, Ron Stoppable, by just being you.

  Ron Stoppable : Yeah. Who knew my mad running-away skills would have real world applications?

• [Kim is mad that Ron had stolen her battlesuit to secure a position on the football team] 

  Kim Possible : You cheated your way onto the football team!

  Ron Stoppable : Yeah, but that was just a perk. I was really trying to cheat on you...

  [pause] 

  Ron Stoppable : For you! To win you!

  [pause] 

  Ron Stoppable : Wait, wait! It's not what you think!

  Kim Possible : Oh, so you're not a cheater, a liar, and a thief?

  Ron Stoppable : [pause]  OK, it is what you think.

• Kim Possible : I have been foiled by a man in a dress.

  Professor Dementor : IT'S A HOUSE COAT!

• [about Professor Dementor masquerading as a little old lady] 

  Kim Possible : Cute little trap, Professor.

  Professor Dementor : Why, thank you, yes, I rather like it. It's the details that really sell it, don't you think?

  [shouting] 

  Professor Dementor : I picked out the curtains myself!

• Kim Possible : Not everyone has to date the quarterback, B.

  Bonnie Rockwaller : Not everyone can, K.

  [She tosses her hair and leaves] 

  Monique : Aw, that girl's sweet as ever.

  [Rufus sticks a finger in his throat and gags, then blows a raspberry] 

• Kim Possible : Ron, you stole my battlesuit!

  Ron Stoppable : Secret borrowing!

  Kim Possible : [gasp]  You were in my closet!

  Ron Stoppable : Look, let me explain. First off, this suit pinches...! Not that it doesn't look good on you...

  Professor Dementor : Ahem! Not that your teen relationship issues aren't *fascinating*, but I'd really like to jump right into crushing Kim Possible with her own super suit!