- [first lines]
- Cubbi Gummi: So, you wanna play rough, eh? Well, take that, and that, and that!
- Tummi Gummi: [one of the apples he hits with his wood sword hits Tummi on the head and he takes and chomps on it] Thanks. Don't mind if I do.
- Cavin: You guys all right?
- Tummi Gummi: [dizzy] I will be, just as soon as this merry-go-round stops.
- Cavin: [after a diversion so he wouldn't see the Gummis] I just wanted to make sure your helmet was on straight.
- Sir Tuxford: Hmph. Sometimes, I'm not so sure your head is on straight, boy.
- Sir Galli: Methinks the only battle old Tuxy ever fought was the Battle of the Bulge. And it looks like he lost that one.
- Duke Igthorn: How can there be a tournament of champions? They're missing the greatest knight in the world!
- Toadwart: Who's that, Your Dubiousness?
- Duke Igthorn: [in his face] ME!
- Toadwart: I knew that.
- Duke Igthorn: While all of Dunwyn is out watching the tournament, I'll be preparing the troops to take over the empty castle. And all you have to do is signal when everyone's gone. Not a bad plan, eh, Toadwart?
- Toadwart: [disguised as an old woman] Personally, I think it's gonna be a real drag.
- Gruffi Gummi: Now, not another word about Dunwyn.
- Tummi Gummi: Not even about the broken Gummi door?
- Gruffi Gummi: Not even about the - broken Gummi door...!
- [falls off the water wheel]
- Cubbi Gummi: Look. No one knows there's a Gumi tunnel, so no one will be looking for it. And if no one's looking for it, then no one will find it.
- Tummi Gummi: Right. Besides, they'll be much too busy fighting that fire.
- Cubbi Gummi, Tummi Gummi: FIRE?
- Guard: Grab that grandma!
- Cubbi Gummi: Lucky it was only a small fire, or someone might've been hurt.
- Gruffi Gummi: [coming in] Someone still might!
- Gruffi Gummi: Now stop thinking about that silly contest, and pay attention to what you're doing.
- [a second before turning back to where he's still hammering, he strikes his thumb]
- Guard: [to Toadwart they recognize from trying to steal the goose] Got you now, you sitting duck.
- Sir Tuxford: I'm afraid my days of knighthood are over. You'll just have to find someone else's sword to carry.
- Cavin: Well, maybe I should, since you're nothing but a big phony!
- Sir Tuxford: What did you say, boy?
- Cavin: A real knight would live up to his responsibilities, not run away from them. He'd do what's right, whether he likes it or not.
- Tummi Gummi: Hey, you guys. Dukey says there's free food in the kitchen!
- Ogre: I hope it's cream of slime.
- Gruffi Gummi: [watches them running around the corner] Maybe you *are* what you eat.
- Cavin: That'll teach him to mess with Tuxford the Brave.
- Sir Tuxford: Well, I only did what had to be done.
- First knight: I'm sure that secret passage is around here somewhere.
- Second knight: Yeah, yeah. Next you'll be tellin' me Gummi bears are real.
- [last lines]
- Cubbi Gummi: I wish someday I can be half as great a knight as Sir Tuxford.
- Gruffi Gummi: Well, you're off to a good start, kid. Not only did you keep Gummi Glen *and* Dunwyn safe, but you learned to be responsible.
- Cubbi Gummi: I learned another lesson too. The old tricky Tuxford Turnaround!
- [spins the door Gruffi's standing against]