- Grammi Gummi: Well, thatt's the best I could do, on such short notice.
- Gruffi Gummi: Is that a short joke?
- Cavin: It's foolproof.
- [sneezes and his fake mustache comes off and lands on Gruffi's head]
- Gruffi Gummi: I got a bad feeling about this.
- Sir Gawain: Say, can I drive?
- Coach Driver: Well...
- Sir Gawain: Thanks.
- [takes off]
- Sir Gawain: This is great.
- [takes out the horn and blows it]
- Gruffi Gummi, Zummi Gummi: [Gruffi throws a rock at the drawbridge just before Sir Tuxford orders it opened where they stand in their disguises] Uh-oh.
- Sir Tuxford: Look. Trolls! Have at them, men!
- Zummi Gummi: [running with him, sarcastically] Great plan!
- Cavin: Come on, Gramps. When you were a knight these ropes wouldn't've stopped *you*.
- Sir Gawain: Oh... for your sake I'll give it a try, Cavin.
- [strains against them; Cavin drinks the gummiberry juice and snaps them]
- Troll: [running with the statuette] I'm not the leader! I'm not the leader! He is!
- Sir Gawain: [last lines: "Over the River and Through the Trolls] Cavin, I saw - a Gummi Bear.
- Cavin: Uh... Really? Wish I could've seen him.
- Sir Gawain: Oh, you will, lad. Someday. I'm sure of it.
- Sunni Gummi: Tummi, is this one done?
- Tummi Gummi: [eats the corn dog off the stick whole] Sure was.
- Sunni Gummi: [glumly] Thanks.
- Cavin: [hurries over with the others upon seeing her bracing herself against the table after a run] Princess, what happened?
- Princess Calla: ...HELLLP!
- Duke Igthorn: [wells up with tears] I'm going to be king. I don't deserve it... But that's never stopped me before!
- Duke Igthorn: I won't be stopped by two children and a handful of mythological bears!
- Gruffi Gummi: You already have been, you has-been!
- Zummi Gummi: I'll build an ice wall to stop 'im cold. Umise cummold nummow!
- Zummi Gummi: [the tree the ogre is about to pole-vault off of turns to ice and breaks, causing him to fall into the moat; grinning] Not exactly what you had in mind, is it?
- Zummi Gummi: [grinning] But it worked.
- Gruffi Gummi: [the ogres twice fail to charge off a board on the moat's edge from imbalance] I could watch this all day.
- Sunni Gummi: [uses some to cause an ogre scaling the wall to sneeze and fall back] Pepper. Can't cook but I sure can season.
- Duke Igthorn: If Gregor'd had I son, a might be worried about getting in there.
- Princess Calla: Well, he didn't have a son. He had me. And in his absence, I say what goes. And what goes is you!
- Charm Teacher: [last lines: "You Snooze, You Lose"] Why, Princess Calla, that was perfect.
- Princess Calla: Of course. I'm the princess.
- Cavin: [the Gummis burst out of a group of bushes and are startled to see him instead of a troll in their trap; he waves] Uh, hi.
- Duke Igthorn: You might as well surrender; we have all the time in the world.
- Toadwart: But, Dukie, sleep only lasts one hour.
- Duke Igthorn: That was supposed to be a secret, you malignant spud.
- Cavin, Gruffi Gummi, Grammi Gummi, Sunni Gummi, Tummi Gummi, Cubbi Gummi, Zummi Gummi, Princess Calla: [he moans] Thank you, Toadie.