- Tummi Gummi: [after he gets stuck in the trap when he tries to eat the pie] Uh, this looks bad, doesn't it?
- Grammi Gummi: Tummi, if you'd used your head instead of your stomach, you'd get in a lot less trouble.
- Tummi Gummi: Then again, facing your troubles head-on can be tasty.
- Sunni Gummi: But what about the sea monster?
- Gusto Gummi: Anyone can sketch a sea monster; it's the mermaid I have to sketch.
- Gusto Gummi: Aquarianne, I'll hang you above my fireplace. Wait - I don't have a fireplace. Oh, eh, I'll build one!
- Duke Igthorn: [throws him into the water] Now, pretend like you're drowning.
- Toadwart: [choking] Pretend?
- Toadwart: Why not let some dumb ogre do it?
- Duke Igthorn: Why, Toadwart, what a brilliant thought.
- [cut to him catapulting him off]
- Gusto Gummi: We can sneak in here without any problems.
- Sunni Gummi: [they hang on to the bars in the waterway once getting through] The current's too strong.
- Gusto Gummi: Okay - ONE PROBLEM...!
- Artie Deco: [Sunni and Gusto splutter after shooting out of a gargoyle into a fountain] No time for that, look!
- Gusto Gummi: Oh, gosh, Sunni, I didn't mean to ignore you... But I don't wanna ignore those ogres either.
- Duke Igthorn: King Gregor, I give you but one chance to surrender the throne, or, I'll be forced to come in and take it.
- King Gregor: Fine. We have your room waiting in my dungeon.
- Duke Igthorn: Before there is nothing left of Dunwyn, perhaps you'd like to consider my offer, Gregor.
- King Gregor: Never. To the last stone of Dunwyn, Igthorn.
- Duke Igthorn: As you wish.
- King Gregor: [Igthorn and his ogres are swept back by a large wave] That ought to dampen his enthusiasm, eh, Tuxford?
- Tummi Gummi: [the dummy of Gruffi collides with him wheeling by] Hey.
- [sees it's ended up depositing the basket of muffins in his hands]
- Tummi Gummi: Thanks. Gruffi?
- Zummi Gummi: What do you think it is, Tummi?
- Tummi Gummi: I dunno, Zummi, but...
- [starts eating one of the muffins from the basket the dummy caused him to have]
- Tummi Gummi: I like it.
- Zummi Gummi: It looks a little like Gruffi.
- Grammi Gummi: [hitting the dummy's wooden head] There's definitely a resemblance.
- Gruffi Gummi: When something works, you don't fix it. Besides, no ogre's gonna get past *my* traps.
- Gusto Gummi: Yeah, but what do you do with an ogre once you trap it? Come on, they make terrible pets.
- Gruffi Gummi: [to Gusto as they're being chased by ogres] You better hope they catch you before I do!
- Gruffi Gummi: So, how do you bring it back to reset it?
- Gusto Gummi: Bring it back.
- [chuckles sheepishly]
- Gusto Gummi: Whoops.
- Duke Igthorn: Nothing like a bad reputation to clear a forest.
- Toadwart: And you have the baddest, O Most Feared and Relived One.
- Duke Igthorn: I don't know what's stirred up the locals, but I will not lose my Gummi Bears to a Dunwyn bumbler.
- Toadwart: Certainly not, Dukeamente. We Drekmoor bumblers will find bears first.
- Duke Igthorn: [sighs] And to think you're the smartest of the bunch.
- Zummi Gummi: [his spell to seal the Quick Tunnel entrance causes a cave-in for it] That's not what I had in mind.
- Grammi Gummi: But it'll certainly keep 'em out.
- Gruffi Gummi: From now on, just do exactly what I do.
- Gusto Gummi: [both leap aside to avoid the dummy and Gruffi is caught in a trap] Uh, *exactly* what you do?
- Gruffi Gummi: Very funny, ha ha.
- Sir Tuxford: [of the dummy] Some crude scheme of Duke Igthorn's, no doubt.
- Gusto Gummi: Did he say crude? That's a work of art!
- [last lines]
- Gruffi Gummi: I guess you were right, Gruff. The Gummi dummy wasn't a good idea after all.
- Gusto Gummi: Well, you just didn't plan things out the way I would have.
- Gruffi Gummi: You mean you'll help me?
- Gusto Gummi: Well... maybe long enough to get some of the bugs out.
- Gruffi Gummi: BUGS! Oh, what an idea! Giant huge bugs to *scare* the ogres! Maybe just more bears with giant wheels, hm? NO! I like bugs!
- Gusto Gummi: GUSTOOOO...!