- Yonk Allen: [after finding out Duncan and his wife dated in high school] Hey, you know how she cries for no reason?
- Duncan Carmello: Yeah.
- Yonk Allen: What are you supposed to do when that happens?
- Duncan Carmello: Just hold her and let her cry.
- Yonk Allen: This is great! It's like finding an owner's manual. Oh, hey, did she make you say 'I love you' before you got off the phone?
- Duncan Carmello: Yeah, she did that.
- Yonk Allen: It's everytime! What's that about?
- Duncan Carmello: She's just afraid that something might happen, and she wants 'I love you' to be the last thing you say to each other.
- Yonk Allen: Whoa, creepy.
- Duncan Carmello: Uh...
- Yonk Allen: Oh, and what is up with her dad? Is he insane or something?
- Duncan Carmello: Heh, yeah, he's crazy, but don't tell her that or you'll have to hold her and let her cry.