The Office (TV Series)
The Convict (2006)
Jenna Fischer: Pam Beesly
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Quotes
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Jim Halpert : What did you do, Prison Mike?
Michael Scott : [pretending he went to prison] I stole and I robbed and I kidnapped the President's son and held him for ransom.
Jim Halpert : That is quite the rap sheet, Prison Mike.
Michael Scott : And I never got caught, neither.
Jim Halpert : Well, you were in prison, but... Mm-hmm.
Pam Beesley : Prison Mike, what was the food like in prison?
Michael Scott : Gruel sandwiches. Gruel omelettes. Nothing but gruel. Plus, you can eat your own hair.
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Pam Beesley : What was prison like?
Martin : Not terrible. Boring. We'd do the same thing every day. But at least we'd get outdoors time.
Kevin : You got outdoors time?
Martin : Two hours a day. Sometimes we'd play pickup football games.
Kevin : Michael, why don't we get outdoors time?
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Pam Beesley : Kind of sounds like prison's better than Dunder Mifflin.