- Casey Cannon: I bet nobody's walked Texas since Po Campo.
- Dustin Cannon: That was a book, Casey, he didn't actually do it.
- Casey Cannon: Sure he did, he wouldn't ride in the wagon.
- Dustin Cannon: He's always loved the rodeo. He says the bulls are tougher than mesquite and clowns are funnier than a one legged chicken.
- Nancy Kate: You like quotin' Casey.
- Dustin Cannon: He talks so much his words have a way of gettin' stuck in your noggin'.
- Scooter: Come over here Georgia, I wanna get some face time with you anyway. Where you from, Connecticut? You've got pretty smile. You starin' at my arms? I know.
- Casey Cannon: How long you think it'd take to walk Texas?
- Dustin Cannon: The average person walks 4 miles per hour. 24 hours a day. 857 miles ...
- Casey Cannon: What's that about 8 days?
- Dustin Cannon: You're not gonna eat, sleep, or rest during an 857 mile walk.
- Casey Cannon: It's hypothetical, Dusty.