Plot

Just as the four are about to go to the movies, Jerry looks back on the past nine years with the audience.

In the next to last episodes in the series, this two-parter highlights many of the funniest moments in the show's 9 year run. Included is George's problem with shrinkage; his wig; Jerry's girlfriend, Mulva; Elaine's odd dancing technique; Kramer's high powered shower head, the soup Nazi; Jerry's dentist; Jerry's puffy shirt. The list goes on.....—garykmcd

Jerry, Elaine, George, and Kramer plan to go to the movies, but Jerry takes out a little time to look at nine years of memories. During the opening scene, Jerry breaks the fourth wall by talking directly to the audience, while Kramer and George, down the hall on their way to the movies, are still entirely in character and keep interrupting Jerry by yelling back at him, worried that they'll miss the previews.

The first montage of clips is set to John Williams' Superman score. Superman is Jerry Seinfeld's favorite superhero and is often referenced in the show. It plays out short clips of great moments of the series.

1. The Shrinkage of George's penis from extended exposure in the pool. 2. George smoking to try and get Susan to break off their engagement. 3. George wearing a red shirt bought for him by Susan. 4. George eating a half-eaten pastry out of his girlfriend's mother's trash can. 5. George not getting a Christmas card from Elaine (the one in which she exposed her nipple), and she rubbing his face in her breasts. 6. Elaine's kick dancing where she is all thumbs and kicks. 7. Elaine throwing George's toupee. Elaine getting drunk in Florida and yelling "Stella". 8. Elaine hating the movie "The English Patient" and getting fired by Peterman. 9. Kramer breaking of Elaine and Jerry fighting. 10. Kramer giving up jockeys and going commando. 11. Kramer's new shower head that blows him right out of the hot tub. 12. Kramer falling in different episodes. 13. The Merv Griffith show hosted by Kramer. 14. Kramer accusing Jerry of being Anti Dentite. 15. Jerry picking his nose. 16. Hebrew jokes by Dr Whatley and Jerry's confession at the church about Whatley converting to Hebrew just for the jokes. 17. Jerry telling off Tele marketers by asking them for their home phone number. 18. Jerry staying at Kramer's during the Kenny Rogers Chicken saga and turning more and more like Kramer.

The costumes worn by characters during the series: the bro by Frank, the Saree by Elaine, the pimp coat by Kramer, the bed-sheet by George, the workman clothes by George, the puffy shirt by Jerry, the swimsuit by Kramer, the urban sombrero by Elaine, the mustache by Jerry and so on.

Relationships: Getting In 1. Mulva. 2. Elaine having sex with Jerry. 3. George being robbed by the girl on the subway. 4. Jerry's dirty talk in bed. 5. George trying Jerry's "manoeuvre" in bed. 6. The great Sponge shortage. 7. George planning to say I Love you to his girlfriend. 8. George's date with Marissa Tomei. 9. Jerry making out with his date during Schindler's list. 10. Determining whether you have a girlfriend by asking if you have a Tampax in your house.

Relationships: Getting Out 1. Kramer advising Jerry against marriage. 2. Jerry breaking up with the screen Elaine during the pilot. 3. The Yada Yada Yada. 4. George's girlfriend braking up with him via Kramer. 5. The Make up sex. 6. Puddy being religious & sending Elaine to hell. 7. World's colliding. 8. The girl with the "Man Hands". Re-Gifter, two face, Jimmy Legs, Virgin, Poor, Credit for my salad, Eats peas one at a time, male bimbo, low talkers, high talker, Close talker, cant hear from left ear, bald, bad breaker upper, Went out with Newman, too tan, too good, wasn't my type

The swing music shows short clips of cast wearing different costumes and hairstyles throughout the series. That includes "The Puffy Shirt", "The Barber", "The Wig Master", "The Subway", and "The Reverse Peephole".

Parents 1. Morty insisting on paying ahead of Jerry. 2. Morty can't open the Wizard. 3. Frank uses his move "The stop short". 4. Estelle getting an eye job after separating from Frank. 5. Frank and Estelle separated & dating. 6. The Costanza's having dinner with the Rosses. Frank trying to figure out if Roosters have sex with the chickens, then who has sex with the hens.

The Moviefone when Kramer runs the service from his apartment due to the phone numbers being very similar The lip reader. George getting the idea to invite the lip reader to his house to read his girlfriend's lips The Soup Nazi. Elaine getting banned out of the soup stand for one year Kramer being fired from his "corporate job", when he was not even working there

People we know 1. Bania doing the Ovaltine. The mug is round, the jar is round, they should call it Roundtine. 2. Kramer & Mickey going on the double date and fighting to decide who gets which girl. 3. Jerry telling Uncle Leo that he is an Adonis and encouraging him to dump his girlfriend. 4. Peterman thinking that Elaine supplies drugs to Kramer. 5. Jerry telling Uncle Leo that he is disgusting and that he should hang on to his girlfriend like grim death. 6. Kramer's shower-head going bust. 7. Tim Whatley making Hebrew jokes. 8. Jack Klompus jealous of the Cadillac and yelling at Morty. 9. Chides angry at Kramer for putting the balm on. 10. Poppie not washing his hands in the restaurant after coming out of the washroom. 11. Kramer not wearing the Aids ribbon and chased by Bob & the other guy. 12. Newman (setting fire to the postal truck on Kramer's stretch of highway). Newman being an enigma. 13. The signing phone message on George's answering machine. 14. George's advise leading to Beth separating from David and ending her 3 years of marriage. 15. The grunts & noises of all characters. 16. The masturbation bet. The Master of One's Domain, Queen of the Castle. 17. When Elaine's date "took it out". 18. Jerry shaving his chest. 19. George peeing in the shower. 20. Kramer's horse farting. 21. The postal insurance scam when Jerry and Kramer try to get the post office to pay for their busted stereo. 22. George wanting to be the General Manager of a baseball team 23. Kramer kissing Jerry.

Jerry continues to reflect the nine years that have passed until Kramer (in character) comes up to get Jerry. He then breaks the fourth wall by noticing the camera and smiling.

More clips are seen and finally the closing minutes feature a series of bloopers, behind the scenes production, and a musical montage that features the song "Good Riddance (Time of Your Life)" by the band Green Day, from their 1997 album Nimrod.

Although not mentioned in "Notes About Nothing", during the musical montage of the beginning of this half of the show, "Don't Stop 'Til You Get Enough" by Michael Jackson plays during clips of the cast dancing. This montage also contains a spoiler of the final episode. At one point, Jerry, George and Elaine can be seen dancing down the hallway of a prison (a prison guard is standing by the door in the background).