Psych (TV Series)

Scary Sherry: Bianca's Toast (2007)

Timothy Omundson: Carlton Lassiter

Quotes 

• Carlton Lassiter : Did I upset you?

  Karen Vick : Upset me?

  Carlton Lassiter : Insult you? Demean you in some way I do not comprehend?

  Karen Vick : Detective, I'm pretty sure I have no idea what you're talking about.

  Carlton Lassiter : The woman. The crazy woman. The half-deaf, litigating, nightmare express of a detective. Why would you put me of all people with her? I'm head detective.

  Karen Vick : Honestly, Detective, I thought you two might hit it off.

  Carlton Lassiter : Why would you possibly think that?

  Karen Vick : Well, she kind of reminded me a little of you... you know, a few years down the road. Similar interests, outlooks. Everyone thought it was a pretty good idea.

  [pause] 

  Carlton Lassiter : [hurt]  That's how people perceive me?

  Karen Vick : We're all a little surprised that it didn't work out, Carlton.

• Detective Goochberg : Scarecrow, did we get him?

  Carlton Lassiter : No, no, your little pursuit kind of ended when you had a mild cardiac arrest. When were you gonna tell me about the pacemaker? And how dare you try to scale a fence in high heels? He was the *victim*, Goochberg!

  Detective Goochberg : But did we get him?

  Carlton Lassiter : [realizing he is talking into her deaf ear and moving to the other side]  Yeah, yeah, we got him, Goochberg.