- Peanut: Hey there, Peter. Want some donuts?
- Peter Potamus: Don't get me hungry, Mr. Peanut! You wouldn't like me when I'm hungry!
- [Judy has been helping Potamus controlling his rage by showing him breathing excercises]
- Birdgirl: Feeling calmer?
- Peter Potamus: Calmer? Uh, no...
- [Judy begins showing yoga poses]
- Birdgirl: Beaver pose!
- [Potamus' pants rip as he begins to grow]
- Peter Potamus: You wouldn't like me when I'm horny...
- [In the chaos inside the Sebben & Sebben building, Potamus finds Judy]
- Peter Potamus: Oh, no! Judy! Sweet, tender, flexible Judy is trapped by a rack! A RACK OF CARBS!
- [Potamus transforms into "The Creature"]
- [Phil has cornered a masked Potamus]
- Phil Ken Sebben: Tell me who you are.
- Peter Potamus: Who am I? I am the same as you. I have the same hate as you. I have the same love as you. The love of strippers.
- [first lines]
- Harvey Birdman: Hey, hey! It's Bagel Day!
- [holds up sacks of bagels that read "Hey, hey! It's Bagel Day!"]