SO devoid of smarts and cohesion that it beggars the imagination. Talk about a vanity piece.......the National Narcissism Club placed the entire cast its Hall of Fame. This short torture test to the endurance of the human kidney is long on pith, that-th's for th-yore. People running in horror from the theater screamed "look out, it's going to be screened". Gnats flying in front of the projector filed a class-action suit with the League of Decency. The Director definitely showed Promise. Actually, he displayed an empty tub of buttery-tasting margarine on screen. The pacing on this was so bad I was pining for the 1966 Morey Amsterdam disaster "Don't Worry, We'll Think of a Title". An out of focus director's cut of "Gigli" dwarfs this.
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