You Can't Do That on Television (TV Series)
Growing Up (1982)
Abby Hagyard: Valerie Prevort
Quotes
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Doug Ptolemy : [in bed at night] Mommy, Mommy! Help! My chair! There's an ugly thing in my chair!
Valerie Prevort : [enters, snaps on the light, examines the gross thing sitting in Doug's chair] Oh, Dougie! Aren't you ashamed of yourself? It's nothing but a ferocious monster.
Monster : [in chair] Nahhhhhhh!
Doug Ptolemy : [relieved] I thought it was a pair of pants all bent and rumpled. I can't stand wearing rumpled pants.
Valerie Prevort : [leaving, snapping off the lights] Go to sleep.
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[Kevin, Lisa's new boyfriend, is at dinner with her family when...]
Lisa Ruddy : Excuse me. I have to go powder my nose.
Doug Ptolemy : You already spent an hour powdering your nose before HE came.
Valerie Prevort : [to Doug] Uh, when a lady says she's going to powder her nose, that's really just a polite way of saying she has to go to the bathroom.
Doug Ptolemy : Ohhh. You know, Kevin, Lisa still powders her nose in bed, too.
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[Doug and Vanessa fight over a stuffed toy when Valerie enters]
Valerie Prevort : Now, can't the two of you just settle this like adults?
Doug Ptolemy : Okay.
Doug Ptolemy : [to Vanessa] You'll be hearing from my lawyer.