- Rick Nelson: Maybe you better forget about it. It'd be pretty embarrassing if she wouldn't let you out of the house.
- Wally: Oh, he looks like a loser anyway. I'd hate to take his allowance away from him.
- Dave Nelson: That's very funny, you guys, but for your information, I happen to be the captain of my ship. If I want to play poker tonight, I'll play poker. That is, if it's all right with the Admiral.
- Rick Nelson: Mom baked a cake, huh?
- Ozzie Nelson: [Delighted] Yeah
- Rick Nelson: It looks good. I'll get a knife.
- Ozzie Nelson: Oh, wait a second, Rick. We can't eat this.
- Rick Nelson: Why not?
- Ozzie Nelson: It's got marble frosting. Don't you recognize it? This is one of those cakes your mother bakes when there's some special occasion she wants me to remember.
- Rick Nelson: What's the occasion?
- Ozzie Nelson: Well, I don't know. I just saw the cake this minute. It's not my birthday. It's not hers.
- Rick Nelson: How about your anniversary?
- Ozzie Nelson: No, I've already forgotten that.