- Ozzie Nelson: Well, I suppose it keeps them busy, keeps them out of mischief.
- Harriet Nelson: That's our main reason for doing it.
- Ozzie Nelson: No, I'm talking about the women.
- Harriet Nelson: So am I.
- Ozzie Nelson: No, no, no, no, wait a second. I don't mean to put a man in charge.
- Janet: Why not? I think it's a wonderful idea. Then if anything goes wrong, the girls won't get mad at each other. They could just get mad at him.