- Grammi Gummi: Hm, Gruffi's never around when ya need him. First the washer goes, and now the flue gets stuck. Well, at least I can get some mending done.
- Grammi Gummi: Now, I'll take care of the flue while you make lunch.
- Gruffi Gummi: No problem.
- Tummi Gummi: I'm not so sure about that. I got a funny feelin' this is gonna be one lunch we'll never forget.
- Toadwart: Would Dukie care for a demonstration?
- Duke Igthorn: [in his face] What do *you* think?
- Toadwart: Gotcha!
- Grammi Gummi: [after blowing the soot out of the fireplace and all over Gruffi] Well, I fixed it.
- Gruffi Gummi: You fixed it, all right.
- Tummi Gummi: I, uh, hope your cooking tastes as good as Grammi's.
- Gruffi Gummi: [puts his arm around his shoulders] Don't worry, kid. *Anything* would be an improvement.
- Gruffi Gummi: [of the gummiberry juice] So it won't be exactly like Grammi makes it. It'll be better.
- Gruffi Gummi: There. Now that wasn't so hard, was it?
- [his electronic broom hits him in the behind]
- Gruffi Gummi: YOWW!
- Tummi Gummi: Ooh, I bet *that* was hard.
- Tummi Gummi: [after he falls into the bucket of suds] Gruffi! Are you all right?
- Gruffi Gummi: Well, at least I don't have to take a bath today.
- Toadwart: I assure you, O Suspicious One, this time everything will be in tip-top shape.
- Duke Igthorn: It had better be. Or you'll be fishing for piranha at the bottom of the moat.
- Gruffi Gummi: You don't have the brains to fix a potholder.
- Grammi Gummi: Oh, yeah? I can do it if a certain Mr. Know-Nothin' stops breathin' down my neck!
- Gruffi Gummi: [the trap that didn't work on Gad works for him when he bounds across it after the ogres kidnap Grammi] Well, it looks like Little Miss Fix-It just got herself in a real fix!
- Grammi Gummi: If you think I'm helping you, then you're balmier than a bunch of ogres.
- Duke Igthorn: ...WHAT DID YOU SAY?
- Toadwart: That's it, Dukie! Let her have it!
- [he backhands him across the room]
- Grammi Gummi: Oh, honestly, Gruffi, can't you even open a single door?
- Gruffi Gummi: If you're such a mechanical wizard, why don't you come out and do it?
- Gruffi Gummi: There! I got it!
- Gad: [grabs Gruffi after he jumps back from the door] And *me* got *you*!
- Gruffi Gummi: You never told me the recipe.
- Grammi Gummi: You never asked! Ya already know everything.
- Toadwart: It slices... it dices and it makes the perfect party gift.
- Duke Igthorn: Ah, and what a party it will be, Toadwart, when we cut our way into Dunwyn!
- Man: [after they're about to start another game of cards, the tower is sliced down the middle] Forget this game, mate. The stakes are too high.
- Duke Igthorn: [the knights retreat] And don't forget to tell King Gregor to have his throne ready for me. THE DUKE IS COMING HOME.
- Tummi Gummi: [licks what splattered on his face] I have to admit, I sorta like Gruffi's cooking. Even if it is kind of hit-and-miss.