- April O'Neil: [comes across Shredder disguised as a conductor] I'm April O'Neil Channel 6 News from the United States, do you mind if we interview you?
- Shredder: Uh, some other time, go away!
- April O'Neil: We'd like to know why you didn't stop at Vienna
- [notices Bebop and Rocksteady's feet sticking out of the sheet they are hiding under]
- April O'Neil: [thinking to herself] I recognize those ugly legs anywhere Bebop and Rocksteady!
- [now recognizing Shredder]
- April O'Neil: Ha, ha, that's alright I can see you're busy
- [she and Irma start to leave]
- April O'Neil: Come on Irma
- Irma Langinstein: Oh let me just get a nice shot of the two of you
- [accidentally bumps into the sheet]
- Bebop: [from under the sheet] Ow, that hurt my stomach!
- Irma Langinstein: [screams] Mutants!
- Shredder: Seize them!
- [Bebop chases then grabs them]
- Bebop: Gotcha!
- April O'Neil: Let go of me you big ugly, bug ridden, half witted creep!
- Bebop: Aw I ain't no creep!
- Vernon: [as Bebop and Rocksteady walk by carrying the sacks containing April and Irma] I can't sleep conductor, get me one of those pillows would you?
- Rocksteady: [approches him] I'll put you to sleep chum!
- [shows Vernon his face]
- Bebop: [Vernon screams and faints] That's some great cure for insomnia you got there Rocksteady
- Rocksteady: [poses effeminately] Maybe I ought to patent it
- Shredder: [to April] Well, well Miss O'Neil you and your friend are just in time to see me turn the Orient Express into the first intercontinental ballistic train, tie them up!
- Rocksteady: [brings over two sacks] We'll put 'em in these mail bags
- [to April and Irma]
- Rocksteady: Do you goils like going foist class?
- Irma Langinstein: What does a no class like you care?
- Shredder: Put them in the baggage car, that way you will be able to watch the front of the train crash
- [pounds his fist for emphasis]
- Shredder: an instant before you do!
- [laughs]
- Bebop: [picks up April as she struggles to escape and stuffs her into a sack which Rocksteady then ties shut]
- [laughs]
- Bebop: Like they say, the chick's in the mail!
- April O'Neil: [April and Irma squirm around in the sacks until their heads are sticking out] Try to get free Irma, we've got to warn everyone!
- Irma Langinstein: Oh I'd love to get out of this, the style just doesn't suit me.