Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (TV Series)

Turtles on the Orient Express (1990)

Barry Gordon: Donatello

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Quotes 

• April O'Neil : [comes across Shredder disguised as a conductor]  I'm April O'Neil Channel 6 News from the United States, do you mind if we interview you?

  Shredder : Uh, some other time, go away!

  April O'Neil : We'd like to know why you didn't stop at Vienna

  [notices Bebop and Rocksteady's feet sticking out of the sheet they are hiding under] 

  April O'Neil : [thinking to herself]  I recognize those ugly legs anywhere Bebop and Rocksteady!

  [now recognizing Shredder] 

  April O'Neil : Ha, ha, that's alright I can see you're busy

  [she and Irma start to leave] 

  April O'Neil : Come on Irma

  Irma Langinstein : Oh let me just get a nice shot of the two of you

  [accidentally bumps into the sheet] 

  Bebop : [from under the sheet]  Ow, that hurt my stomach!

  Irma Langinstein : [screams]  Mutants!

  Shredder : Seize them!

  [Bebop chases then grabs them] 

  Bebop : Gotcha!

  April O'Neil : Let go of me you big ugly, bug ridden, half witted creep!

  Bebop : Aw I ain't no creep!

• Vernon : [as Bebop and Rocksteady walk by carrying the sacks containing April and Irma]  I can't sleep conductor, get me one of those pillows would you?

  Rocksteady : [approches him]  I'll put you to sleep chum!

  [shows Vernon his face] 

  Bebop : [Vernon screams and faints]  That's some great cure for insomnia you got there Rocksteady

  Rocksteady : [poses effeminately]  Maybe I ought to patent it

• Shredder : [to April]  Well, well Miss O'Neil you and your friend are just in time to see me turn the Orient Express into the first intercontinental ballistic train, tie them up!

  Rocksteady : [brings over two sacks]  We'll put 'em in these mail bags

  [to April and Irma] 

  Rocksteady : Do you goils like going foist class?

  Irma Langinstein : What does a no class like you care?

  Shredder : Put them in the baggage car, that way you will be able to watch the front of the train crash

  [pounds his fist for emphasis] 

  Shredder : an instant before you do!

  [laughs] 

  Bebop : [picks up April as she struggles to escape and stuffs her into a sack which Rocksteady then ties shut] 

  [laughs] 

  Bebop : Like they say, the chick's in the mail!