- Andy: You're... you're Tanya Mountains! You're... you're the Weather Girl! I gotta' tell ya', I love your work, Miss Mountains. I watch you every day. Yeah, I don't take my umbrella out unless Tanya tells me to.
- Tanya Mountains: [looking pleased] It's so nice to meet a fan. I can't tell you how many creeps just want to get with the Weather Girl.
- Andy: I think there's a high pressure front moving behind my zipper.
- [looking disgusted, Miss Mountains slaps Andy across the face and walks away]