- [watching the video for 'Dancing with Myself' by Billy Idol]
- Beavis: This guy does everything by himself.
- Butt-Head: Hey, I detect masturbatory overtones.
- Beavis, Butt-Head: [to the tune of the song] Playing with myself, oh-oh! Playing with myself!
- Butt-Head: He's talking about choking his chicken.
- Beavis: Yeah. He's talking about spanking his monkey.
- Beavis: [to a nurse after Butt-Head shows her his rear] You can call him Crisco, 'cause he's fat in the can.
- [watching the video for 'Hangin' Tough' by New Kids on the Block]
- Butt-Head: This video needs, like, more explosions and close-ups of butts.
- Beavis: Yeah. They should have somebody come out and start kicking these guys. That would be cool.
- Butt-Head: Yeah. They could kick 'em. And punch 'em, too. Like Ice Cube. He could come out and kick all these guys. That would be cool.
- Beavis: Yeah.