- [Describing Beavis and Butt-head to the police]
- Tom Anderson: One of them calls himself "Butthole". And the other one's name is Joe, I think.
- Cop: What do they look like, sir?
- Tom Anderson: I believe they're Oriental.
- [watching the video for 'Two Tribes' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood]
- Butt-head: This is like the ending of that 'Rocky 4' movie.
- Beavis: No, wait, asswipe! That doesn't look like Mr. T!
- Butt-head: No, dude! You're thinking of 'Rocky 3'.
- Beavis: No, Mr. T was in 'Rocky 4'.
- Butt-head: No, dumbass! 'Rocky 4' was where he kicked ass on that dude from that country.
- Beavis: No, dude, that was 'Rocky 2'!
- Butt-head: Which is the one where he takes a knife and kills all those dudes? That was cool!
- Beavis: Yeah! That was, uh, 'Rocky 6'.
- Butt-head: Yeah. 'Rocky 6' was the best one.
- Beavis: Have you seen that movie, 'Rocky V'?
- Butt-head: Yeah. It's not as cool as 'Rocky 5', though.