- Sid Fields: [answering the telephone] Oh, are you Lou Costello on the other end?
- Lou Costello: I'm Lou Costello on both ends
- Motorcycle Cop: Do you realize you almost hit that old man about five blocks back?
- Lou Costello: [pointing to Bud] It ain't my fault. He told me to.
- Bud Abbott: No, no, no, officer. I didn't. I told Lou to give the old man the right of way.
- Lou Costello: Oh, I thought he said 'get him right away'.