Dark Shadows (TV Series)

Episode #1.128 (1966)

Louis Edmonds: Roger Collins

Quotes 

• Roger Collins : [phone ringing]  Hello?

  Sam Evans : Roger, it's Sam.

  Roger Collins : What do you want, Evans?

  Sam Evans : You, at the Blue Whale, in two seconds flat.

  Roger Collins : You're drunk.

  Sam Evans : Yeah, and I'm gonna be drunker.

  Roger Collins : What's the matter with you?

  Sam Evans : The worst possible thing that could happen--has happened.

  [hangs up] 

• [last lines] 

  Sam Evans : Who is the person who could ruin your life more than anything in the world?

  Roger Collins : [growing exasperated with the drunken Sam]  All right, Evans!

  [stands up to leave, Sam grabs Roger's arm] 

  Sam Evans : The person who could change your life--as well as mine? Huh?

  Roger Collins : There's only one person who...

  [a look of horror crosses his face] 

  Sam Evans : That's right, Roger! That's right. Roll out the welcome mat. Hear, my boy, Laura's back in town! Smile, Roger, your wife is home!