Sleepover Club (TV Series)
Scary Movie (2003)
Blake Hampson: Michael Collins
Quotes
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[last lines]
Lydnsey 'Lyndz' Collins : Oh, Michael, you smell.
Michael Collins : Yeah, I know, I know.
Lydnsey 'Lyndz' Collins : You realize there's gonna be payback for trying to scare us.
Michael Collins : We'll see.
Lydnsey 'Lyndz' Collins : I'm gonna treasure the sight of you and Matthew covered in manure for the rest of my life.
Michael Collins : And I'm going to develop 100 copies of the photo of you dressed as a bunny and hand them out at school.
Lydnsey 'Lyndz' Collins : You wouldn't!
Michael Collins : Yeah, you're right, I wouldn't.
Lydnsey 'Lyndz' Collins : Anyway, I've had a great birthday.
Michael Collins : I've had better.
Lydnsey 'Lyndz' Collins : At least we both survived and none of our friends killed each other. Surely, that's a result.
Michael Collins : Yeah, I guess.
Lydnsey 'Lyndz' Collins : [narrating] So Fliss survived the evening with a little help from her friends, Rosie became an official member of the Sleepover Club, and despite the disastrous leadup, I had a great birthday. Now, if you'll excuse me, it's time to scare my brother.
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Lydnsey 'Lyndz' Collins : [narrating] Our next round of birthday negations began the next day.
Michael Collins : Ugh, what is that smell?
Lydnsey 'Lyndz' Collins : Did you forget to shower again this morning?
Michael Collins : [scoffs] So funny.
Mr. Collins : What happened to the good old days when you two were friends? Only one way to sort this birthday fiasco fairly. Winner gets to choose whether they're inside or outside, and you're both to stay out of each other's way at all times. Agreed?
Michael Collins : All right.
[Mr. Collins flips the coin]
Lydnsey 'Lyndz' Collins : [nervously] Heads.
[Mr. Collins reveals the coin turned up heads]
Lydnsey 'Lyndz' Collins : Yes!
Michael Collins : That is so unfair! What am I meant to do outside?
Mr. Collins : You boys will think up something.
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Marco Di Pieri : [after he and the other M&Ms finished surfing] I'm getting better. I only had a couple of wipeouts this time. Although I've still got loads of sand stuck between my teeth.
Matthew McDougal , Michael Collins : Loser!
Marco Di Pieri : I'm not!
Matthew McDougal : So, Mikey, is it true the leftovers have claimed a new member?
Michael Collins : Maybe they're going to keep on multiplying...
Marco Di Pieri : Till they're everywhere...
Michael Collins : Filling Crescent Bay.
Marco Di Pieri : Taking over the word!
Matthew McDougal : Yeah, yeah, just make sure they don't get in the way of your birthday, okay, Collins?
Michael Collins : No chance.
Marco Di Pieri : What's the plan this year?
Matthew McDougal : Yeah, it better be good.
Marco Di Pieri : Bet you can't make it better than Matthew's go-carting birthday.
Michael Collins : That rocked.
Matthew McDougal : Shouldn't be too hard to beat Marco's wet and wild birthday, though.
Marco Di Pieri : It's not my fault that the whole place flooded just before we got there.
Michael Collins : It will be the best birthday ever. Don't you worry about that.
Marco Di Pieri : Better be. We've got the best present for you.
Matthew McDougal : And hopefully, we get to put it to some good use.