Mark Addy: Bill Miller

Quotes 

• Bill Miller : [looking at the pizza Judy brought home]  Wow. Sausage, onion and bacon.

  Brian Miller : I thought we weren't allowed to have this kind of pizza since Dad's Night of a Thousand Trombones.

  Judy Miller : Oh, that's why we have windows.

• Bill Miller : After you went upstairs all Hell broke loose. Tina ate too much ice cream and started jumpin' up and down on the couch, which set of Brian's motion sickness, which made Lauren laugh so hard she shot root beer float through her nose.

• Bill Miller : I can be "bad cop" every once in a while. I'm not gonna lie to ya, Judy - it's nice pushin' small people around.